The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 31, 2011

Feared by those who wish to escape matrimony..

GM, Rhoda!

The Love Boat Capt. feared??

Snicker!

leakysqueaky712, notice he’s the 4,226th-feared captain. He’s probably ranked below Crunch and Kangaroo.

^Cap’n Crunch is #4. Feared by dentists everywhere.

I always feared Captain Janeway.

Factoring in the divorce rate, I’d say Cap’n Stubing was pretty bleeep scary!

“The Looooooove Boat……soon will be making another ruuuuun…….The Loooooove Boat………..promises something for everyoooooone!!!!

That bleeep in my post was d-a-r-n. That is profanity?

Captain Bligh was certainly more feared than Captain Cook. Cook was honored and even loved for his great explorations and discoveries.

I would replace “Captain Cook” with “Captain and Tennille”.

Captain Kirk was pretty scary in that mirror universe.

sandfan I’ve had that bleeped on me too. How are we supposed to have a discussion on mending socks anyway?

Comics.com, so squeaky clean you need euphemisms for euphemisms.

Da*n was bleeped? Well how about ‘dang?’ Does that work? The captain was pretty dang scary.

what? No mention of Captain and Tenille scarrrrrry

And what about Captain Beefheart?

How about the captian of the Exon Valdez? He scares me.

Out of 4,226!

No Captain Nemo? “Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads, a whale of a tale or two!”

how about the captain of the pequod captain ahab

AAAARRRRRRRRRR!! And what of me, th’ cap’n o’ th’ Black Raven?? Ye scurvy dog! I be th’ most feared cap’n in me own neck o’ th’ woods!

Instead of the Jolly Roger, Stubing’s flag is the Happy Hour Gopher.

The Dread Pirate Roberts in that list anywhere?

I vote for Captain of the Black Raven too!

I too vote for Captain Of The Black Raven, but he’s the one who always plies me with alcohol and joins me in drink. If you have seen him in his cups…now that is scary. The color scheme in my house is a product of his drunken forays and has caused grown men to back away in terror. And unfortunately he is always accompanied by his motley crew.

I tried to post this about 3 hours ago, but here goes AGAIN:

There is no pirate more fearsome than the captain of the Black Raven. (Besides, he has the best seafood and rum of any pirate on the seven seas.)

cleo who are you calling “motley”? I resemble, uh, I mean, resent that remark, sir!