FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 29, 2019

if only Jason & Marcus knew about the film ahead of time before they went with all the five-speaker-per-student hallabloo

“A History of Grain?” That movie sounds AWESOME!

“No grain, no beer….”

“A History of Grain” will go perfect with the new surround sound! Trust me…

Not the 1950s classic, “Better Living Through Asbestos”?

In archeology 101 in college, we watched a documentary on the domestication of maze/corn. One of the archeologists interviewed found fossilized maze at a site which proved that man had been eating corn far longer than anyone had guessed. That was a truly awesome event in his field, yet he droned in a dead, flat voice worthy of Ferris Bueller’s teacher, “It was the most exciting day of my life.” Funniest moment ever. About thirty of us saw the documentary but within days, the entire campus was droning, “It was the most exciting day of my life.”

Wheat’s happening here, should be a-maize-ing!

I suspect it was a grainy print, however.

If the Gin Blossoms did the soundtrack, this might be worth watching in surround sound.

I always like when they showed ‘Hemo the Magnificent’. It was all about blood and was written and directed by Frank Capra and even showed scenes from an open heart surgery.

“Listen to those oats! WOW!!”

And then they take a field trip to the box factory.

Jason and Marcus sow their wild oats…

“A History of Grain” sounds like excellent fodder for the RiffTrax gang.