Herman by Jim Unger for August 04, 2019

How about you and 20 other people debate how to do this for a few weeks.

Philanthropy means “love of mankind.” This is how he shows that love.

Got one in mind, your Honor?

I am always glad to help my kids with their desserts. They rarely take me up on my offer though.

(You know daughter, I will be glad to help with that ice cream of yours.)

Thanks your honor, the thought never crossed my mind…hmmmm

Do they elect judges in his state?

The Madoff Mantra is now a golden oldie to his emulators. But like Elvis, his music is being slowly buried under newer lyrics.

He won’t run for office because he doesn’t think of himself as a criminal, Your Honor.

Yeah, that way it’ll be legal.

I prefer to think of myself as a fairy princess. With a sparkly tutu.

Because he has a criminal record, or is that a requirement these days.

Is He a Banker ? Like they say " Give a Man a Gun and He Can Rob a Bank. Give a Man a Bank and He Can Rob Everyone.".