Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 27, 2019

Plus, she’s safer from muggers. The skin is like body armor.

Botox has quite a ‘pair of lies’-ing effect on her.

Her head looks like a balloon that someone drew a face on.

You could bounce a quarter off her forehead!!

Look up ‘Cat Lady’ Joslin Wildenstein

Robert did this on Everyone Loves Raymond.

I feel your pain – oh wait, you don’t feel any.

It’s just an expression.

“Oh, for a minute there I thought you took up bee keeping and became one with the bees.”

from the Red Green Show – the best way to keep looking young is to keep gaining weight.

Don’t forget the “Bo” in botox is short for botulism…

Let’s inject a deadly toxin into our face! What could possibly go wrong??

Yes, but is the “moron” part the phrase or the person doing the botoxymoron thing?

They sure got the “Moron” right.

I gotta add,what is the appeal of injecting the lips so the are so big and fat ? Heck We used to have an aquarium and all I can think of is how their lips resemble our fish sucking on the glass trying to get the algae,etc. not at all attractive. Be happy with what God gave you and take pride in yourself as you are,besides True Beauty comes from Within You ! The rest is Superficial!

Saw Paul Simon on a show recently and he kinda looked like this…yikes! What are these people thinking?

Consult with the material girl, she apparently has the face and skin of a newborn baby.

The stories are all out of proportion.

Jeez, what did she look like to begin with???

Her complication had a little complication.

I do not understand what is so bad about a few wrinkles or gray hairs. I have earned every one of them and am proud of the way I look.

You should have seen him before the injections!

More seriously, I’m of the opinion that much (most?) such treatments are precisely similar to Dr. assisted anorexia.

Made me remember in Two and a Half Men when Charlie’s and Alan’s Mother had Her lips done. What a Sight ! It still makes me laugh ! WHY! WHY ! WHY !