Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 08, 2019

Looks like Mr. Nixon is about to pummel Mr. Capp again.

@Number Three today’s strip is not even slightly funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is just nitpicking about what caused him to pick a fight with Mr Nixon :o{ right? , my avatar today is an oxymoron , how can the child be gifted if he is pushing a door marked pull? how was your day ? ours being a Monday should be busy , but not hectic I hope , fingers crossed

Looks like Mr. Nixon is going to grab Mr. Capp.

A stickler for facts is our Andy… not!

As they say you can get into trouble with the truth.

Very important difference. I’m sure.

Ferret-faced? He doesn’t look like Frank Burns to me.

It’s called a custodian helmet and is worn by male police officers in England and Wales.

Ferrets——weasels. to Bucky Katt they’re all the same.

Ferret Face is definitely the right taunt.. it rhymes after all. Weasel Face just does not have the same pizzazz and is hardly worth starting a fight over.

President Nixon, a cheat in Westgate affair, eh! lol!

“The truth shall set you free”, or get you locked up for a drunk and disorderly.

Hapless & hopeless, the Hartlepool heat hasn’t a head for hearing Andy’s actual and accurate alliteration.

Well, Andy’s an expert on cheating so he ought to know.

And that’s coming from HIM?

xxx

@Afficionado

I’m one of these people who try to push doors that say “Pull” and vice versa. Not deliberately though. Always by accident.

My day was fine.

Giving blood tomorrow. Wish me Luck, pal.

Takes one to know one, Andy.

Good luck Starlet

Was he cheating better than you, Andy?