Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 12, 2019

Four times a year, whether you need it or not!

Neither is planned obsolescence so use it while you can.

You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell!

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https://youtu.be/bIFUC2ISCoc

Arlo, when Janis isn’t looking grab her phone and put yourself on her calendar as often as you want.

Well, at least she said, “Goody!” :-)

Maybe not everything but should definitely be high on the list ……

That danged ‘chore’ list, Arlo. Just do your best.

How romantic – Not!

Janis must be hot stuff between the sheets ’cause she is a pain in a lot of other ways-wait, that was all the girls I liked?!? My Bad.

You want spontaneity, Arlo? Grab her now and …

Spontaneity is nice, but so is a pleasant period of mutual anticipation. As I age, more and more I favor anticipation.

Her “Honey-Woo” List…

Martin Short, on his recent tour with Steve Martin: “It’s a lot like married sex. We go over old material around three times a month.”

had a g/f who scheduled every Thursday, I’m surprised I didn’t get an oil change sticker put on my forehead.

So, Arlo is on the calendar for this evening. Does that mean there is some one else on other evenings?

So what’s the agenda?

Are these two on some kind of dry spell?

Take what you can get.

Play a fast tune and call it the rhythm method…

Plan ahead.

Whoa!!

Forget the name of the Rod Stewart song that had the line ‘Her ad-libbed lines were well rehearsed’, but it seems like an appropriate sound track for this one