Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 27, 2019

Hey, did none bring marshmallows? Then it is a waste of bonfire.

uh, guys…where’s the water for dousing that soon-to-be forest fire?

Methinks Wiz’s pet dragon Henry started this fire.

My father-in-law would say “White man fire”.

The bigness of the fire and the smallness of the fink….

Well at least we know they aren’t compensating for the size of Rodney’s nose

A signal to the enemy that this village has already been sacked.

Reminds me of a particular hayride back in the day. Fire was so huge none of us could get close enough to roast wieners or marshmallows. Tried to find longer “sticks” but none were long enough. Had to retreat just to drink beer.

Smores Deemed an unhealthy food, so you can’t have that. Nor can you have roast wieners or marshmallows. Beer is very bad for you, so you can’t have that.

Wait until you see the size of his graham crackers…

Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so smart. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze butt.

We all tend to overcompensate on the pleasant stuff in life to somehow make up for all the crap we have to swallow.

That warrants a week in the dungeon for Sir Rodney.

The signal is sent, the army of Rohan will soon arrive.