Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 02, 2019

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    Farside99  about 5 years ago

    I hate what happens when it shorts out.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 5 years ago

    “What do you get when you drop your wand?

    A stick full of —it to burst your bubble

    That’s what you get for all your trouble

    I’ll never never drop my wand again

    I’ll never drop my wand again"

    I’ll Never Fall in Love Again (modified) Dionne Warwick

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    OzarkTheHornyBuzzard  about 5 years ago

    I admit I don’t get this one. Is the rice significant?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    How she knew was the toilet water was bubbling…

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    “again”? You would have figured he leaned from the last time…

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    Exactly what magic did Wiz hope to work in the toilet?!

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    Thechildinme  about 5 years ago

    Maybe today’s strip is simply to energize the reader’s creative thinking/curiosity? Another one made just as much sense, but maybe I’m not fully awake. Oh yes I am!

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    rickseg  about 5 years ago

    “ting tinga ting”. I love the sound effects these guys come up with!

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    19ren38  about 5 years ago

    You apparently have never dropped your cell phone in water. The standard remedy is to cover it with rice for about a day. It works.

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    Tentoes  about 5 years ago

    Oh! I haven’t had one give me giggles this hard in a LONG time.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago

    ok , trump sucks

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    xsintricks  about 5 years ago

    Back when pagers were the rage, I knocked one into the toilet just as I was flushing. I went to my provider and let them know and I got a new one.

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If this happens to your cell phone, turn it off at once, dunk it in distilled (not tap or drinking) water for a couple of minutes. Shake as much water out as you can, then plunk it into dry rice for 24 hours. Your cell phone should survive. (I’ve a forty year career in electronics, and have rescued several personal electronics this way.) de W4YBO

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    Herb L 1954  about 5 years ago

    Get a thicker toilet seat.That will help keep your wand out of the water ;)

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    jmwalston  about 5 years ago

    One of the ideas of making a smart phone functional again after it gets wet is to put it in a closed container of uncooked rice to act as a desiccant and dehumidifier for the internal circuitry.

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    WilliamPennat  about 5 years ago

    I don’t get it either. Is that supposed to be some kind of laxative? But how would that help?…

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    wccgrad  about 5 years ago

    Rice is a desiccant it can be used to try out electronics if they get wet.

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    Maizing  about 5 years ago

    This a major part of why I keep both lid and seat down on my toilet when it is not in use.

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    Leojim  about 5 years ago

    Odd way to flavor rice…….ROFLOL

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    RetFor  about 5 years ago

    I empty my wand into the toilet, but I’ve never dropped it in…

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    BRICKPART Premium Member about 5 years ago

    the 2 dowsing rods will use the rice to pull the water out of the toilet

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    falcon_370f  about 5 years ago

    Doesn’t work anymore. If the LCI is triggered, either you have insurance or you are facing a doozy of a replacement bill.

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    JastMe  about 5 years ago

    https://www.ifixit.com/News/rice-is-for-dinner-not-repair

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    MosheWaisberg  about 5 years ago

    I thought he uses his wand to eat a bowl or rice krispies.

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