I have heard no mention of WHO is going to pay for the resurfacing of Pennsylvania Avenue after the tanks get finished with it – probably the people of the District of Columbia.
When this cockamamie idea was first put forward by the mental dimwit in the Oval Office, this issue was raised, and, to the best of my knowledge has NEVER BEEN ANSWERED. That avenue was never designed to handle tanks and other military traffic, though I suppose it could be classified as a “failure of Imagination” that the architects of the city didn’t plan for streets that could stand up to the treads of tanks and self-propelled howitzers.
The streets of most other third-world capitols are either strengthened concrete or are left as dirt, and are usually designed to handle the massive weight of military vehicles.
When the Washington D.C. streets are repaired after the Trump Parade, in might behoove the city planners to keep in mind that, in most third word countries, “regime change” can be very stressful on the infrastructure, so my suggestion is to “Plan Ahead!”
casonia2 about 5 years ago
Yep. Spot on, Mr. Bennett.
superposition about 5 years ago
Hope that’s just one from a full case. The growing quantity of issues can’t be handled with a single bottle.
brwydave Premium Member about 5 years ago
Eggnog for the Fourth. How appropriate.
leaconcentric about 5 years ago
Around DC, the Pepto Bismol makers will make a killing on the Fourth of July. The plans for that day are getting worse.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Trumpublicans make the USA feel sick.
Kip W about 5 years ago
Nice thought, but America needs to go right for the Ex-Lax.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago
That or a half gallon of Jack Daniels
guyjen2004 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Does anyone ever bother to think about what’s good and right about America?
wellis1947 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I have heard no mention of WHO is going to pay for the resurfacing of Pennsylvania Avenue after the tanks get finished with it – probably the people of the District of Columbia.
When this cockamamie idea was first put forward by the mental dimwit in the Oval Office, this issue was raised, and, to the best of my knowledge has NEVER BEEN ANSWERED. That avenue was never designed to handle tanks and other military traffic, though I suppose it could be classified as a “failure of Imagination” that the architects of the city didn’t plan for streets that could stand up to the treads of tanks and self-propelled howitzers.
The streets of most other third-world capitols are either strengthened concrete or are left as dirt, and are usually designed to handle the massive weight of military vehicles.
When the Washington D.C. streets are repaired after the Trump Parade, in might behoove the city planners to keep in mind that, in most third word countries, “regime change” can be very stressful on the infrastructure, so my suggestion is to “Plan Ahead!”
pamela welch Premium Member about 5 years ago
Why am I laughing??? We’re just a mess!
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Anybody who needs this must be some kind of pinko radical!
/s
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Hmmmm seems America will need this to keep from barfing at the “parade”
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
He sure knows how to TANK a holiday…
FrannieL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I wonder if the seven Republicans that went to Russia on the fourth of July awhile ago, if they will go again this year?
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It’s the new “Kool-Aid”. Drink up!