Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 23, 2019

Pancakes and wine for dinner. Gross.

Why would anyone get 7/23 tattooed on their arm? And in such a boring script?

P4: “….and anyway, you’ll most likely be dead by then, so don’t worry about it, pops….”

So, uh, why do they keep going to dinner with this idiot when all he does is not MHOB, make the same asinine little comments, and ask the same dumb questions?

Oh whatsoever can LeBron, uh, JaQuan, do to make Mr. B like him? (Only two months or so to go on the B story.)

Hallie sure seems to like the sauce! Alternate plot line featuring intervention coming up?

P1- That moustache enhancer really brings out the upper lip and elongated soul patch in P3.

P1, Hadley always carries a mini version of “Little Jaquan.”

P2, Nothing good ever happens in Central City.

P3, Uh-oh, Jaquan is going to pull a Menzie on Hadley’s dad right here in Central City.

Yeah Dad! We’ve been over this!