Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 24, 2019

Just watch out for strong headwinds!

Yikes! It’s the giant mosquito creatures from outer space! Help! Help!

An alternate version could be that he’s searching for restaurants nearby.

No “Meg”. I’m safe. Today.

If it’s Tuesday, this must be Roger!

I must be a premier destination stop!

Hope he’s not booked on a middle seat.

I’d go straight for Tootsie.

Those stops must really suck.

Half of them could be members of the swat team.

Will that be a one way ticket to the feast?

You were referenced in today’s Eek! comic.

Coastal GA skeeter!

I wonder if flights that include food is considered something like cartoon physics

(just kidding; I have used a company which so far I have no major complains, and includes food)

now to add insult to injury, a study noted that when mosquitoes suck your blood, they also urinate on you while doing so …

So, am I right in assuming that the non-stop flights are the cheapest?

It’s in the blood.

SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Well, since the tight-wad airlines only give a tiny bag of pretzels now…