A few years ago I had an Anesthesiologist ask me to count backwards from one billion. “one bill……..”. Whatever she administered had me feeling wonderful in recovery. So much better than the ether used in 1945.
OK, it’s funny – but I once flat-lined 4 times in 4 hours, and I can assure you – there ain’t no light, there ain’t no tunnel, there ain’t no dead loved ones. There’s precisely nothing.
My Grandmother died and resuscitated in her 90s. She saw and heard things you will never imagine and told my Mom. My Mom is 98 and had an experience near death that would blow your mind. Can’t make me not believe.
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
Now that’s just evil.
wldhrsy2luv over 5 years ago
Chuckle!
Lucy Rudy over 5 years ago
Hysterical!
PICTO over 5 years ago
He’s a real gas…
Zykoic over 5 years ago
A few years ago I had an Anesthesiologist ask me to count backwards from one billion. “one bill……..”. Whatever she administered had me feeling wonderful in recovery. So much better than the ether used in 1945.
comixbomix over 5 years ago
The light at the end of the funnel???
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Tunnel vision…..
Masterskrain over 5 years ago
Grandma, is that you? No, wait… it’s just a moth…
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
I live in Illinois – that would actually make me pretty happy!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
I’ll bet he feels light headed.
Cozmik Cowboy over 5 years ago
OK, it’s funny – but I once flat-lined 4 times in 4 hours, and I can assure you – there ain’t no light, there ain’t no tunnel, there ain’t no dead loved ones. There’s precisely nothing.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
“Elizabeth, I’m coming to join you.”
Lablubber over 5 years ago
Oh my god! I’m about to be hit by a train!
gopher gofer over 5 years ago
time for a little light humor…
namelocdet over 5 years ago
I actually woke up DURING an operation I had because the anesthesia wore off. Not funny.
parkerinthehouse over 5 years ago
My Grandmother died and resuscitated in her 90s. She saw and heard things you will never imagine and told my Mom. My Mom is 98 and had an experience near death that would blow your mind. Can’t make me not believe.
JasonBall over 5 years ago
Bizarro literally just did this same “joke.” Suspicious.