Herman by Jim Unger for July 31, 2019

No, only my left eye is. My right is seeing just fine.

A very contagious form, it seems.

what do you call an optometrist who sees double?………….drunk!

A new meaning to optical illusion…straight from the source….

Thanks for the earworm, Unger. I like that song.

One of the doubles writes the checks, so choose carefully

Double your pleasure, double your fun…

That would be double diplopia! ;o)

If my drs. say that to me I am in trouble because I get double vision. That would certainly scare me into getting other drs.

Drs. heal thyself.

No but you guys obviously are.

No that is My “Alter Ego”,He is even More Screwed Up than I am.

From Monty Python: “There is only me”. The mountaineering sketch.

Will he charge you again for a second opinion?

When we were younger, my brother and I made up signs that read, “Do you suffer from Double Vision?” We wrote the sign while holding two pens. We hung them up in our bedrooms.