Close to Home by John McPherson for July 25, 2019

I hope he enjoys the Hot Wax!

Short-term relief at best.

Aaaaahhhhh!

Bob admits at first he was just trying to brush it off but eventually had to break down and go and see the doctor.

Well, he is still smiling!

Now every person working there will get poison ivy.

I’ve had poison ivy twice. Nasty stuff.

Suggest it to Calvin?

Buuut iiiiiit feeeeeeels soooooo gooooooooood!!!!!!

Oh great, now everybody’s car will have it.

Not to mention the exfoliate benefits.

Haven’t had it for years (knock on wood.). Best thing I ever did when I had it though was to go to a pool or an ocean beach and let the chlorine/salt dry it out quickly.

Whatever works!

Good thing he is lying on his stomach and not his back; he could loose his ANTENNA!

Desperate times…

I got poison ivy when I was a kid so bad my eyes were almost swollen shut. After I got rid of it the doctor gave me a series of shots to prevent it in the future. I’ve never had it again.

Now his car is going to have a big spot that’s unwashed…

I’ve got it now and am willing to consider just about anything, though fortunately pred and calamine lotion seem to be doing the job at the moment.

But it’s a great massage.