Close to Home by John McPherson for July 27, 2019

Judge says to take the drop.

Better use a four iron for that lie, just to play it safe.

Chipping wedge should do it.

I thought they were camouflaging the outhouse.

He will need his sand wedge for this shot. Maybe a chain saw, too.

I’m more impressed on how he got it in there. I’d say he sunk it and move on to the next hole. “Birdie? Yeah, let’s just call that a birdie.”

And THAT is why I gave up golf. It took longer to find the balls than it did to play a round.

I’m not a golfer but isn’t there a rule that it a ball is picked up by an animal and moved; you can replay the ball with no penalty? He could claim that a raccoon grabbed the ball and took it into the hollow tree.

Watch your backswing.

" Boy That Is One TREEmendous Hindrance."

What is that smiling gray lumpy thing in the background? Another space critter from a different system than Bleeb? Boulders don’t smile, do they?

I would use a tree wood.

What the #$%# is this bleeb?

Wait… isn’t that the entrance to Halloween Town?