Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 02, 2019

I’m sure that guy is Ensign Kenny.

He’s not wearing a red shirt. He’ll be fine.

“Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone

Another one bites the dust, yeah

Hey, I’m gonna get you too

Another one bites the dust"

Another One Bites the Dust Queen

“Lamb to the Slaughter”.

With so many millions starving in the world, is a food-fight really so amusing?

Good thing it wasn’t the whole turkey.

Next: frozen pizza frisbee.

Only in outer space.

Pfft! Pansies!

A common comedic theme (especially in earlier movies) was the pie fight. There’s always this one person who walks right through the middle of it, baked goods whizzing past his ears, and he never once gets touched, while everyone else is dripping head to toe in frosting, chocolate sauce and fruit filling.

This actually happened to me once in college. A food fight broke out in the cafeteria between two tables, with me sitting in between. I had just come off a long shift working in the dish room. I was hot, tired, hungry and just plain didn’t care. There was food flying back and forth, inches from my face, and I never once got touched with any of it. I just went on eating my dinner like they weren’t even there. It might even have been funny if I hadn’t been in such a grouchy mood.

Quick, eat the evidence!

The Pie Fight in Laurel and Hardy’s “The Battle of the Century”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHY5SM0YFv0

And there’s a Rice Fight in Laurel and Hardy’s “The Hoose-Gow”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igg_K7LExYQ

Pie Fight in the the Three Stooges’ “In the Sweet Pie and Pie”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4c7An9dZM

Pastry Fight in the Three Stooges’ "Three Sappy People:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gKnQ8nG2ik

Also no using fruitcake. That stuff can cause serious injury.

I can understand Brewster wanting to do this, but I thought Cliff would rather eat all the food he can get. Or is he undignified enough to eat off the floor?

Anyway, I’ve never known grown-ups to have food fights, so Kenny must be less mature than I thought.

It’s okay. It hit him in the head.

Wait until the other side breaks out the Mama’s frozen meatballs stash!

ka-pie