May 14, 2024
Arenāt you fun, Garfield?
how does one win at a sneezing contest, Jon?
That is really disgusting, Jon.
The best way to win a sneezing contest is not to play.
Garfield canāt play, heās not allergic to you and if he was, he wouldnāt be with you.
I once met a young lady that said she orgasmed every time she sneezed.
I asked her if she was taking anything for it.
She said, āYes, pepper.ā
Is Jon a fun guy or fungi?
Sneezing contest? āSnot as much fun as itās made out to beā¦ :P
If that Jonās idea of fun, Iād hate to see him when heās bored.
if Jonās your definition of āfunā, you definitely need to get out more!
Iām reminded of the exchange between Lou Grant and Mary Richards on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Lou Grant: You know, Mary, youāve got spunk.
Mary Richards: Why, thank you, Mr. Grant.
Lou Grant: I hate spunk.
A sneezing conntest really Jon
āI hate fun.ā ā Blackout Gatling (āLittle Big Leagueā)
āHereās looking ACHOO, kid!ā
Better a fun guy than a fungiā¦
Jon is not the kind of guy that I would call fun. He is more mildly nuts.
Sometimes fun is alot of work.
I thought most parks banned pepper ballā¦
Itās all fun and games until itās time clean the walls and dinner table.
Like most fungi he tends to grow on you.
Fungi
Only Jon can come up with such competitions.
In response to todayās comic, Iāll just leave this here (a video from āLettermanā of a monkey sneezing). Youāre welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa1X2aJSdFE
At least heās not a FUN-GI, but then again ā¦ is there MUSHROOM in his head ?
I thought Jon was dull. Even his teachers in elementary school knew that.
codycab over 5 years ago
Arenāt you fun, Garfield?
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
how does one win at a sneezing contest, Jon?
over 5 years ago
That is really disgusting, Jon.
meg_grif over 5 years ago
The best way to win a sneezing contest is not to play.
Watcher over 5 years ago
Garfield canāt play, heās not allergic to you and if he was, he wouldnāt be with you.
AlanM over 5 years ago
I once met a young lady that said she orgasmed every time she sneezed.
I asked her if she was taking anything for it.
She said, āYes, pepper.ā
Otto Knowbetter over 5 years ago
Is Jon a fun guy or fungi?
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Sneezing contest? āSnot as much fun as itās made out to beā¦ :P
A R V reader over 5 years ago
If that Jonās idea of fun, Iād hate to see him when heās bored.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
if Jonās your definition of āfunā, you definitely need to get out more!
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Iām reminded of the exchange between Lou Grant and Mary Richards on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Lou Grant: You know, Mary, youāve got spunk.
Mary Richards: Why, thank you, Mr. Grant.
Lou Grant: I hate spunk.
Clarence over 5 years ago
A sneezing conntest really Jon
KEA over 5 years ago
āI hate fun.ā ā Blackout Gatling (āLittle Big Leagueā)
JPuzzleWhiz over 5 years ago
āHereās looking ACHOO, kid!ā
JohnHouck over 5 years ago
Better a fun guy than a fungiā¦
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
Jon is not the kind of guy that I would call fun. He is more mildly nuts.
Jelliqal over 5 years ago
Sometimes fun is alot of work.
WCraft over 5 years ago
I thought most parks banned pepper ballā¦
Snoots over 5 years ago
Itās all fun and games until itās time clean the walls and dinner table.
Mediatech over 5 years ago
Like most fungi he tends to grow on you.
MichaelMcGinnis1 over 5 years ago
Fungi
hagarthehorrible over 5 years ago
Only Jon can come up with such competitions.
rgcviper over 5 years ago
In response to todayās comic, Iāll just leave this here (a video from āLettermanā of a monkey sneezing). Youāre welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa1X2aJSdFE
BJ40 over 5 years ago
At least heās not a FUN-GI, but then again ā¦ is there MUSHROOM in his head ?
shaodyn over 1 year ago
I thought Jon was dull. Even his teachers in elementary school knew that.