In the Subaru. Son #2 :‘Gee, Dad, how did you dig yourself out so fast?’ Dad: ‘Dig? I did not dig! Yoarrghtha crawled from the depths of the sea to rise in this pitiful man form and feed on the flesh of the surface dwellers…I mean, it was easy, son!’
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
The family is coming back. While they are gone, they just want him to wait in tide.
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
“One other question….Is it high tide or low tide right now?"
Aussie Down Under about 5 years ago
Could this be a cheap & quick divorce strategy?
Differentname about 5 years ago
In the Subaru. Son #2 :‘Gee, Dad, how did you dig yourself out so fast?’ Dad: ‘Dig? I did not dig! Yoarrghtha crawled from the depths of the sea to rise in this pitiful man form and feed on the flesh of the surface dwellers…I mean, it was easy, son!’
Aladar30 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I hope he decides to get up and not to wait for the high tide.
mclukk about 5 years ago
Ala Leslie Nielson in Creepshow.
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
I don’t think I would know the year of any car just by looking at it, let alone a Subaru station wagon. He must have heard something.
“Mommy, what year was this car made?”
“2016 dear, now hurry, before your father realizes we’re abandoning him.”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago
No problem, glad I could help. See ’ya.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
“I don’t get no respect….”
banjoAhhh! about 5 years ago
he he
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
They didn’t even hang around for high tide.
Scoutmaster77 about 5 years ago
Man, that’s cold…
mikecurley about 5 years ago
They left him a shovel
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago
He should have kept the keys.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Nothing quite like family!
KevinS.VanHorn about 5 years ago
It’s funny because treating men like shit is always funny.