Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 16, 2023

When I was a kid every trip to London involved a talk beforehand: What To Do If There Is An IRA Bomb.

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/safety-tips-bonus-panel/

America, land of gun care and health control.

That is soooo true and so sad at the same time. I’m glad I don’t have any children or grandchildren in school this day and age. My daughter was attending the University of Pittsburgh when they were getting the bomb threats every day, sometimes multiple times a day. It was an extreme inconvenience but noone died.

I would be terrified to send a kid to school now!

Trick question. I’s also Look Both Ways. No matter the question, that’s the answer. Is that a bear? See? Look both ways. Are the pickles on this aisle? Look both ways. Where’s the remote? Yep, same answer.

Run, Hide, Fight. In that order!

We can try and take the tools away from the “bad guys” but they’ll still find a way. The problem is a lack of respect for other people’s lives. Half the time they don’t even respect their own lives. There are no laws that we can right that will successfully fix that.

Not if, when. :(

When I was a kid, it was “What do we do in the event of a nuclear bomb?”

Duck under the school desk…

Oh I got this one. Throw stuff, and organize a mob to take him out with killer resolve? Take one for the team while others go for the eyes with pens and scissors. Because it’s either you or him, and you’re with more.

Am I close?

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