Haha, fart joke!
Think he just sat on the keys…
Now, if he’d had a pet cat, he would have found out about it much earlier.
I think he’s just discovered the key to success!
He invented this “thing”, including the keys, and didn’t know what they did?
Sometimes sounds come where you least expect them…
So where do you blow into a grand piano?
Many a great invention was discovered by accident
Oh, music via the toothless wonder
Is that a note of despair.
Is that what they call “a Battuta”?
And ladies and gentlemen, thus was the piano invented!
Butt piano playing is much more difficult than butt-dialing.
He realized his fart sounded funny…
He’s found the Lost Chord! (ancient Jimmy Durante joke.)
They all laughed when I sat down at the piano…
Do I detect a “note” of melancholy?
He hit a bum note. Who put the strings in his piano?
No, sitting on the keys made it work.
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Haha, fart joke!
BigDaveGlass over 5 years ago
Think he just sat on the keys…
Chithing Premium Member over 5 years ago
Now, if he’d had a pet cat, he would have found out about it much earlier.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
I think he’s just discovered the key to success!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
He invented this “thing”, including the keys, and didn’t know what they did?
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Sometimes sounds come where you least expect them…
Tentoes over 5 years ago
So where do you blow into a grand piano?
Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago
Many a great invention was discovered by accident
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
Oh, music via the toothless wonder
ksu71 over 5 years ago
Is that a note of despair.
Mediatech over 5 years ago
Is that what they call “a Battuta”?
sachinchavan over 5 years ago
And ladies and gentlemen, thus was the piano invented!
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago
Butt piano playing is much more difficult than butt-dialing.
chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago
He realized his fart sounded funny…
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
He’s found the Lost Chord! (ancient Jimmy Durante joke.)
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
They all laughed when I sat down at the piano…
tinstar over 5 years ago
Do I detect a “note” of melancholy?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 5 years ago
He hit a bum note. Who put the strings in his piano?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
No, sitting on the keys made it work.