Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 16, 2019

Mister! We’re in the middle of a heat wave – my dog is thirsty from protecting me. How about a show of humanity – buy one and get a second for a dog half price.

Time for a new plan.

Nice try, kid, but they ain’t buying what yer selling.

Rover will be all sticky if you do dat kid!

Your sales plan needs a lot of work, Red. Back to the drawing board!

Sure, the plan is flawed … but what kind of person would have kept walking without buying the lemonade after that spiel?

That’s a silly thing, not worth a royal dog!

Failed marketing plan.

And the lemonade is soooo refreshing!!! Can’t believe that plan failedLove and Hugs to you – dear boys

My boys are learning grifting awfully early, !

Personally, I’d buy it just to pet the cute dog!

That’s what you get from taking correspondence course in marketing authored by Alexandria Ocosia Cortez, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren.

earlier this summer 2 boys were selling Popsicles on the side of the road to earn money to buy a birthday present for their sister. I had no cash on me but they offered one to me anyhow and one for my dog, who was hot. I shared the treat with my pooch (the kind frozen in a plastic tube), went home, got some money and came back and paid the boys well.

When Red met Don Draper.

Gives a new twist on Lemon-aide.