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“All right. Numero uno: – Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. – Tulip fight… Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch. Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17 percent actual dog.”
backyardcowboy over 5 years ago
Doreen: " So I take it you’re not ‘all Beef’, like you claimed when we got married? "
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
So there’s a bit of insect DNA in there, no big deal.
zerotvus over 5 years ago
no mustard????
donwalter over 5 years ago
And it wasn’t the teeth…it was the other end.
Nathan Daniels over 5 years ago
Earthworms?
Longhair over 5 years ago
Roman Craig: “You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they’re made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and a**holes!”
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
IDC what they’re made with, there’s nothing like a roasted weenie over a fire, followed by s’mores….M M M M M
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sawdust!!!
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Chicken and turkey lips.
Alberta Oil over 5 years ago
And a new branch is growing.. in the bowels of some lab
Radish... over 5 years ago
Makes you want to give up and spray ketchup all over yourself.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Don’t get me started on our neighbors, the Spams.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago
“All right. Numero uno: – Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. – Tulip fight… Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch. Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17 percent actual dog.”
zeexenon over 5 years ago
And, the currently antisocial gluten.
katzenbooks45 over 5 years ago
Sausage inna bun.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Oh, crap.”
“Close.”
Roger Bennatti Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just being frank…things could be wurst
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
A little pork and a lot of flour.