Lewreader, that would be 8 yrs of college, plus having to buy into a practice. It would take you a long time to break even. Therapist on the other hand?
And in order to exercise their constitutional rights, Americans all rushed out and bought all the gum they could stuff into their mouths and suffocated.
Paul_B over 13 years ago
Is American dental care really that bad?
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
This diner must be in Florida, the retirement state.
rayannina over 13 years ago
One word, Barry … Polident.
comicgos over 13 years ago
Glues those things back in!
The Duke 1 over 13 years ago
Gums don’t kill people…..people kill people.
Proginoskes over 13 years ago
You’ll get my gum when you pry it from my cold, dead teeth.
thirdguy over 13 years ago
this joke seems toothless to me!
Superfrog over 13 years ago
Suckers!
Yukoneric over 13 years ago
Dadgummmmmmit
steverinoCT over 13 years ago
You can’t handle the tooth!
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Ha ha, I can gum it to death. lol
wmbrainiac over 13 years ago
cool, wm. about as aesthetically balanced as having yahoos wear their arms to assert their rights.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
25% of people over 65 wear dentures, Should have listened to Mother and became a dentist rather than a senior’s sex therapist.
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
Lewreader, that would be 8 yrs of college, plus having to buy into a practice. It would take you a long time to break even. Therapist on the other hand?
TexTech over 13 years ago
I agree Potrzebie. Unlike a starting dentist, Lew probably already has all the “equipment” needed for a therapy practice.
CogentModality over 13 years ago
Last I heard, arms were standard issue. One left, one right. If that’s not aesthetically balanced, I don’t know what is. :-)
neeeurothrush over 13 years ago
@JFri
There is a link between periodontitis and stroke, myocardial infarction and atherosclerosis.
Soooo, I guess gums can kill
Comicsexpert over 13 years ago
masterful pen work. Wiley is a national treasure.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
It’s part of the new molarity movement.
Nelly55 over 13 years ago
Bi-cracky!
MatureCanadian over 13 years ago
Wiley, fabulous art and congratulations on getting the “best” puns out of your audience! Talk about oneupmanship!
junco49 over 13 years ago
Then there’s gut control, guilt control, bun control, sun control, Hun control….spin, stun, un, fun, lung, grin, crumb………..etc.
And Keep up the good work FishStix. You’ll get into the liars club yet.
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
The real problem with “gum” control is getting your pants stuck to the underside of the counter.
Spyderred over 13 years ago
Wonderful Wiley!! And the punsters are out in force and delightful!
bmonk over 13 years ago
We need better gum control in our churches! (There are already plenty out there who insist on the right to bare arms…)
ccmills over 13 years ago
the right to bare arms? Well then - rip off their sleeves.
Drivel over 13 years ago
Gum control …. yet another law with no teeth in it.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Toothless? You oughta see my mouth.
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
If my taxes go to pay for other people’s artificial teeth, does that make me an indentured servant?
sleepeeg3 over 13 years ago
^ x2
55nana11 over 13 years ago
When I was little, I didn’t think it was fair that I couldn’t take my teeth out at night like my grandma did!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 13 years ago
And in order to exercise their constitutional rights, Americans all rushed out and bought all the gum they could stuff into their mouths and suffocated.
freedom_73 over 13 years ago
You people are scaring me with the puns.