Lewreader, that would be 8 yrs of college, plus having to buy into a practice. It would take you a long time to break even. Therapist on the other hand?
And in order to exercise their constitutional rights, Americans all rushed out and bought all the gum they could stuff into their mouths and suffocated.
Paul_B almost 14 years ago
Is American dental care really that bad?
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
This diner must be in Florida, the retirement state.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
One word, Barry … Polident.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
Glues those things back in!
The Duke 1 almost 14 years ago
Gums don’t kill people…..people kill people.
Proginoskes almost 14 years ago
You’ll get my gum when you pry it from my cold, dead teeth.
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
this joke seems toothless to me!
Superfrog almost 14 years ago
Suckers!
Yukoneric almost 14 years ago
Dadgummmmmmit
steverinoCT almost 14 years ago
You can’t handle the tooth!
gjsjr41 almost 14 years ago
Ha ha, I can gum it to death. lol
wmbrainiac almost 14 years ago
cool, wm. about as aesthetically balanced as having yahoos wear their arms to assert their rights.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
25% of people over 65 wear dentures, Should have listened to Mother and became a dentist rather than a senior’s sex therapist.
Potrzebie almost 14 years ago
Lewreader, that would be 8 yrs of college, plus having to buy into a practice. It would take you a long time to break even. Therapist on the other hand?
TexTech almost 14 years ago
I agree Potrzebie. Unlike a starting dentist, Lew probably already has all the “equipment” needed for a therapy practice.
CogentModality almost 14 years ago
Last I heard, arms were standard issue. One left, one right. If that’s not aesthetically balanced, I don’t know what is. :-)
neeeurothrush almost 14 years ago
@JFri
There is a link between periodontitis and stroke, myocardial infarction and atherosclerosis.
Soooo, I guess gums can kill
Comicsexpert almost 14 years ago
masterful pen work. Wiley is a national treasure.
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
It’s part of the new molarity movement.
Nelly55 almost 14 years ago
Bi-cracky!
MatureCanadian almost 14 years ago
Wiley, fabulous art and congratulations on getting the “best” puns out of your audience! Talk about oneupmanship!
junco49 almost 14 years ago
Then there’s gut control, guilt control, bun control, sun control, Hun control….spin, stun, un, fun, lung, grin, crumb………..etc.
And Keep up the good work FishStix. You’ll get into the liars club yet.
Dtroutma almost 14 years ago
The real problem with “gum” control is getting your pants stuck to the underside of the counter.
Spyderred almost 14 years ago
Wonderful Wiley!! And the punsters are out in force and delightful!
bmonk almost 14 years ago
We need better gum control in our churches! (There are already plenty out there who insist on the right to bare arms…)
ccmills almost 14 years ago
the right to bare arms? Well then - rip off their sleeves.
Drivel almost 14 years ago
Gum control …. yet another law with no teeth in it.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Toothless? You oughta see my mouth.
Ermine Notyours almost 14 years ago
If my taxes go to pay for other people’s artificial teeth, does that make me an indentured servant?
sleepeeg3 almost 14 years ago
^ x2
55nana11 almost 14 years ago
When I was little, I didn’t think it was fair that I couldn’t take my teeth out at night like my grandma did!
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And in order to exercise their constitutional rights, Americans all rushed out and bought all the gum they could stuff into their mouths and suffocated.
freedom_73 almost 14 years ago
You people are scaring me with the puns.