Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2011

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    Paul_B  almost 14 years ago

    Is American dental care really that bad?

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    This diner must be in Florida, the retirement state.

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    One word, Barry … Polident.

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    comicgos  almost 14 years ago

    Glues those things back in!

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    The Duke 1  almost 14 years ago

    Gums don’t kill people…..people kill people.

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    Proginoskes  almost 14 years ago

    You’ll get my gum when you pry it from my cold, dead teeth.

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    thirdguy  almost 14 years ago

    this joke seems toothless to me!

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    Superfrog  almost 14 years ago

    Suckers!

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    Yukoneric  almost 14 years ago

    Dadgummmmmmit

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    steverinoCT  almost 14 years ago

    You can’t handle the tooth!

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    gjsjr41  almost 14 years ago

    Ha ha, I can gum it to death. lol

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    wmbrainiac  almost 14 years ago

    cool, wm. about as aesthetically balanced as having yahoos wear their arms to assert their rights.

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    25% of people over 65 wear dentures, Should have listened to Mother and became a dentist rather than a senior’s sex therapist.

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    Potrzebie  almost 14 years ago

    Lewreader, that would be 8 yrs of college, plus having to buy into a practice. It would take you a long time to break even. Therapist on the other hand?

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    TexTech  almost 14 years ago

    I agree Potrzebie. Unlike a starting dentist, Lew probably already has all the “equipment” needed for a therapy practice.

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    CogentModality  almost 14 years ago

    Last I heard, arms were standard issue. One left, one right. If that’s not aesthetically balanced, I don’t know what is. :-)

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    neeeurothrush  almost 14 years ago

    @JFri

    There is a link between periodontitis and stroke, myocardial infarction and atherosclerosis.

    Soooo, I guess gums can kill

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    Comicsexpert  almost 14 years ago

    masterful pen work. Wiley is a national treasure.

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    It’s part of the new molarity movement.

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    Nelly55  almost 14 years ago

    Bi-cracky!

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    MatureCanadian  almost 14 years ago

    Wiley, fabulous art and congratulations on getting the “best” puns out of your audience! Talk about oneupmanship!

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    junco49  almost 14 years ago

    Then there’s gut control, guilt control, bun control, sun control, Hun control….spin, stun, un, fun, lung, grin, crumb………..etc.

    And Keep up the good work FishStix. You’ll get into the liars club yet.

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    Dtroutma  almost 14 years ago

    The real problem with “gum” control is getting your pants stuck to the underside of the counter.

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    Spyderred  almost 14 years ago

    Wonderful Wiley!! And the punsters are out in force and delightful!

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    We need better gum control in our churches! (There are already plenty out there who insist on the right to bare arms…)

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    ccmills  almost 14 years ago

    the right to bare arms? Well then - rip off their sleeves.

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    Drivel  almost 14 years ago

    Gum control …. yet another law with no teeth in it.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Toothless? You oughta see my mouth.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 14 years ago

    If my taxes go to pay for other people’s artificial teeth, does that make me an indentured servant?

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    sleepeeg3  almost 14 years ago

    ^ x2

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    55nana11  almost 14 years ago

    When I was little, I didn’t think it was fair that I couldn’t take my teeth out at night like my grandma did!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    And in order to exercise their constitutional rights, Americans all rushed out and bought all the gum they could stuff into their mouths and suffocated.

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    freedom_73  almost 14 years ago

    You people are scaring me with the puns.

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