Good help is so hard to find.
Good morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers!
Somehow I don’t think she’s going to be impressed.
I can’t think of anything dumber than trying to light a fire from inside the fireplace!
Not even pretending you have a remote control to light it?
I don’t see a whole lot of kindling in place.
Stone age remote control.
Fred had a hinge type lighter like a zippo that rubbed two sticks together “They’re a modern stone-age family.”
The’re gonna be fired……..
Come on baby light my fire….
*Johanan Rakkav א said, * I don’t see a whole lot of kindling in place.
Don’t be silly. They haven’t invented the Kindle yet.
Maybe he needs a fresh hamster in his remote.
…whispers in the fireplace
Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo and Everyone!
He intended for sparks to fly.
Don’t you just love modern technology?
(And yes, somewhere, Fred Flinstone is rolling his eyes at these rubes!)
Coooperation. Pretty nice.
Just throw some Wolfie hair in there and it’ll flare up nicely.
Good morning, BCers
Automatic controls without the automation!
The problem is that it’s a Universal remote, and the fire is MGM (Must Get Matches)
Should’ve invented matches first maybe…??
Horay!!! A complete thread without some cheap shot at either political party. Now THAT is a new invention!
AH! A match made in Heaven! (Yes, I hear the groans out there!)
Don’t most “older” chimneys have a clean out hatch?
That’s why friends are for – when works.
She’s not likely to even find him remotely interesting.
I hope you have a good tech support system with that invention!
(Better late than never!)
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Good help is so hard to find.
Good morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers!
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
Somehow I don’t think she’s going to be impressed.
BigChiefDesoto almost 14 years ago
I can’t think of anything dumber than trying to light a fire from inside the fireplace!
Edcole1961 almost 14 years ago
Not even pretending you have a remote control to light it?
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
I don’t see a whole lot of kindling in place.
ilenewm almost 14 years ago
Stone age remote control.
magnamax almost 14 years ago
Fred had a hinge type lighter like a zippo that rubbed two sticks together “They’re a modern stone-age family.”
horvath_paul almost 14 years ago
The’re gonna be fired……..
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Come on baby light my fire….
Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago
*Johanan Rakkav א said, * I don’t see a whole lot of kindling in place.
Don’t be silly. They haven’t invented the Kindle yet.
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
Maybe he needs a fresh hamster in his remote.
alikgator almost 14 years ago
…whispers in the fireplace
pamlicorat almost 14 years ago
Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo and Everyone!
He intended for sparks to fly.
legaleagle48 almost 14 years ago
Don’t you just love modern technology?
(And yes, somewhere, Fred Flinstone is rolling his eyes at these rubes!)
Neanderthal almost 14 years ago
Coooperation. Pretty nice.
gobblingup Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Just throw some Wolfie hair in there and it’ll flare up nicely.
Good morning, BCers
rshive almost 14 years ago
Automatic controls without the automation!
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
The problem is that it’s a Universal remote, and the fire is MGM (Must Get Matches)
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
Should’ve invented matches first maybe…??
walruscarver2000 almost 14 years ago
Horay!!! A complete thread without some cheap shot at either political party. Now THAT is a new invention!
SaunaBeach almost 14 years ago
AH! A match made in Heaven! (Yes, I hear the groans out there!)
pawpawbear almost 14 years ago
Don’t most “older” chimneys have a clean out hatch?
jscam Premium Member almost 14 years ago
That’s why friends are for – when works.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
She’s not likely to even find him remotely interesting.
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
I hope you have a good tech support system with that invention!
(Better late than never!)