Good help is so hard to find.
Good morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers!
Somehow I donāt think sheās going to be impressed.
I canāt think of anything dumber than trying to light a fire from inside the fireplace!
Not even pretending you have a remote control to light it?
I donāt see a whole lot of kindling in place.
Stone age remote control.
Fred had a hinge type lighter like a zippo that rubbed two sticks together āTheyāre a modern stone-age family.ā
Theāre gonna be firedā¦ā¦..
Come on baby light my fireā¦.
*Johanan Rakkav × said, * I donāt see a whole lot of kindling in place.
Donāt be silly. They havenāt invented the Kindle yet.
Maybe he needs a fresh hamster in his remote.
ā¦whispers in the fireplace
Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo and Everyone!
He intended for sparks to fly.
Donāt you just love modern technology?
(And yes, somewhere, Fred Flinstone is rolling his eyes at these rubes!)
Coooperation. Pretty nice.
Just throw some Wolfie hair in there and itāll flare up nicely.
Good morning, BCers
Automatic controls without the automation!
The problem is that itās a Universal remote, and the fire is MGM (Must Get Matches)
Shouldāve invented matches first maybeā¦??
Horay!!! A complete thread without some cheap shot at either political party. Now THAT is a new invention!
AH! A match made in Heaven! (Yes, I hear the groans out there!)
Donāt most āolderā chimneys have a clean out hatch?
Thatās why friends are for ā when works.
Sheās not likely to even find him remotely interesting.
I hope you have a good tech support system with that invention!
(Better late than never!)
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Good help is so hard to find.
Good morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers!
Yukoner about 14 years ago
Somehow I donāt think sheās going to be impressed.
BigChiefDesoto about 14 years ago
I canāt think of anything dumber than trying to light a fire from inside the fireplace!
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
Not even pretending you have a remote control to light it?
Rakkav about 14 years ago
I donāt see a whole lot of kindling in place.
ilenewm about 14 years ago
Stone age remote control.
magnamax about 14 years ago
Fred had a hinge type lighter like a zippo that rubbed two sticks together āTheyāre a modern stone-age family.ā
horvath_paul about 14 years ago
Theāre gonna be firedā¦ā¦..
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 14 years ago
Come on baby light my fireā¦.
Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago
*Johanan Rakkav × said, * I donāt see a whole lot of kindling in place.
Donāt be silly. They havenāt invented the Kindle yet.
x_Tech about 14 years ago
Maybe he needs a fresh hamster in his remote.
alikgator about 14 years ago
ā¦whispers in the fireplace
pamlicorat about 14 years ago
Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo and Everyone!
He intended for sparks to fly.
legaleagle48 about 14 years ago
Donāt you just love modern technology?
(And yes, somewhere, Fred Flinstone is rolling his eyes at these rubes!)
Neanderthal about 14 years ago
Coooperation. Pretty nice.
lightenup Premium Member about 14 years ago
Just throw some Wolfie hair in there and itāll flare up nicely.
Good morning, BCers
rshive about 14 years ago
Automatic controls without the automation!
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
The problem is that itās a Universal remote, and the fire is MGM (Must Get Matches)
Destiny23 about 14 years ago
Shouldāve invented matches first maybeā¦??
walruscarver2000 about 14 years ago
Horay!!! A complete thread without some cheap shot at either political party. Now THAT is a new invention!
SaunaBeach about 14 years ago
AH! A match made in Heaven! (Yes, I hear the groans out there!)
pawpawbear about 14 years ago
Donāt most āolderā chimneys have a clean out hatch?
jscam Premium Member about 14 years ago
Thatās why friends are for ā when works.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Sheās not likely to even find him remotely interesting.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
I hope you have a good tech support system with that invention!
(Better late than never!)