Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 20, 2019

I find that hard to swallow.

After my dog eats something disgusting he throws it up, then the other dog rolls in it…

But if it is, just roll in it!

And the next talk : New innovations of the commode drinks.

Oh, I so hope the dog’s name is Ted.

My first dog, Bandit, always seemed to know when food was too old to eat. If it had gone bad, he would not eat it! If we questions or couldn’t tell about something we would offer a little bit to Bandit and see if he would eat it. We had to be much more careful with Little Oliver. He would eat anything!

Love the little bone logo on the back of the laptop!

The afternoon session: Vomiting, on Carpet or Vinyl?

Next seminar: To Hump or Not to Hump, That is The Question!

Ah yes. Methods of recycling garbage

oh, just let sleeping dogs lie

Demonstrations are always more effective.

Love the dog in the audience whose tongue is hanging out. I wonder if he’s drooling at the thought of all those things to eat the speaker is describing.

Hey Ted, come on boy, time for bed.

Except pills.

My dog tries to eat what the ravens drop. Road Kill and garbage mostly. She can smell that stuff from 50+ feet away.