That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 09, 2019

It was just a grocery list, but Madeline wanted her friends to think she had a secret admirer.

Jane felt lucky that she had a sack of potatoes to clobber anyone who got too nosy.

“Yes, my paycheck’s bigger than yours. Care to venture a wild guess why?”

You can’t possibly roll that much weed with that paper!

Is it true that you received a letter from a Nigerian prince who wants to share his wealth with you?

Not red, pink, as in, PINK SLIP !

I thought he said, ’’I’ll give you twenty bucks for a roll in the hay!" I’m not sure what’s in the bag, never mind what’s written on the paper….but I’m pretty sure he’s gay.

Gwendoline could keep growing her melons, but the love letter affirmed Matilda’s belief that what guys really liked was girls that had nice potatoes. And she had a sack full.

That’s a strong girl: she’ll make a good farm wife. If the ox dies, just put her into the traces and she will pull the plow.

“You’re a lying sack of sh.. and there’s the letter to prove it”

You’re lucky you get to carry the sack of feathers. This invisible bucket is really heavy.

“I’ve got him here in this sack. I’m force-reading him ‘The Bell Jar.’ He’ll soon be ready for the rest of you.”

Real Housewives of Lancaster County PA.

I’m leaving you hags on the trail/ I told you that I would “bail”/ if the money came through/ so, ladies, adieu / The check WAS in the mail !

Dammit. Back to the ‘blank comic’ issue. And here I was ready to break through my 2-Likes here-to-fore high score. (Don’t check me on that).

Her friends all teased her about the toilet paper stuck to her dress.

I told him, “I’m leaving you Larry, and he didn’t even say good-bye.”

One potato, two potato, three potato, four….

A mysterious letter: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:C%C3%A9sar_Pattein_A_mysterious_letter_1905.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/pattein_cesar.htmll 

http://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Cesar_Pattein/11060156/Cesar_Pattein.aspx 

https://www.pictorem.com/fr/profile/Cesar.Pattein 

https://rehs.com/Cesar_Pattein_Bio.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the 2nd can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2261 (August 8, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Felicity: Take this bag of potatoes to Farmer Bob. Do not stop and talk to those mean girls. You know how it always upsets you.

Who taught them how to read?

“My husband left me a note saying he was running away to Paris to study mime. The bag? Um, nothing. Excuse me while I step over to the river.”

having cut up her husband in bag, Silvia told her friends that the sack was just pig parts, she was almost right.

He gave you his secret recipe for vodka? Can I see?

Aye, I’m taking me potatoes to Ireland. I hear they’re mad for ’em there.