Herman by Jim Unger for August 28, 2019

The Hermit (Arcanum VIIII)… Can you see why this is The Hermit and not The Lover?

“Could I quote you a case price?”

The way she’s hanging on, how’s he gonna shave?

Is that Hai Karate? Be careful how you use it…

Remember Hai Karate aftershave? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo

Been even better with two chicks hanging on him.

Hubby used to use a prescription ointment that smelled divine. Both men and women would ask him about his “cologne”. I was really disappointed when his doctor had him use something else.

I hate bushy beards and long hair….who KNOWS what could be living in there…..lol

Thing is, all she wants to do is smell his cheek. If he thinks this is going further, he’s sadly mistaken.

It’s not the aftershave……its his Brylcreem……a little dab’ll do ya…..then watch out. The gals will all pursue ya.xD

Heck, I’ll take a case!

Ah yes if it was only that easy……..sigh

It’s free but the antidote will really cost you (nod to Twilight Zone)

Not me. Hard enough beating them off as it is.

(He said with a straight face.)

That’s not what was attracted to me when I used it. [Dang flies!]

If you rinse and blow dry your blade, it will last longer. I have a Bic razor that I’ve used for 4 months. Join the dollar shave club.