Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 30, 2019

House – broken.

Urine up to your eyeballs.

Arf!

I’m surprised she’s not saying take a good look fella and put your eyes back in your sockets.

Ewwww

And he’s all proud like he did something great!

Why does it take less time to house break a puppy than it does a child? Which species is supposedly smarter?

Or Poopy Dog … love ‘em tho!

What a smart pup! He’s already learned to do a trick.

We used to have a parrot, whom we called “Pooper,” for that very reason.

“I’m a good boy! Can I have some bacon?”

And the puppy is all right, all right with that!

Amazing to me how they always choose the carpet

It wasn’t me…… check grandpa’s pants.

Well, that Depends on how you handle the situation. Plan-B at our home was to take all new puppies out every 10-minutes. But it Depends.

Buummer – bummer with 2 u’s. And, yes, they both get the long u. 8^)

Ah yes the puppy stage, seas of pee and rafts of poo!

Pronounced Poo Pee.

Lotsa “ps” in the word too.