Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 30, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    House – broken.

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    blunebottle  about 5 years ago

    Urine up to your eyeballs.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Arf!

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    basspro  about 5 years ago

    I’m surprised she’s not saying take a good look fella and put your eyes back in your sockets.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Ewwww

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    And he’s all proud like he did something great!

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    Why does it take less time to house break a puppy than it does a child? Which species is supposedly smarter?

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    ljfuson Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Or Poopy Dog … love ‘em tho!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago

    What a smart pup! He’s already learned to do a trick.

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    Stocky One  about 5 years ago

    We used to have a parrot, whom we called “Pooper,” for that very reason.

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    “I’m a good boy! Can I have some bacon?”

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    wrytercat  about 5 years ago

    And the puppy is all right, all right with that!

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    oldlady07 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Amazing to me how they always choose the carpet

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    It wasn’t me…… check grandpa’s pants.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Well, that Depends on how you handle the situation. Plan-B at our home was to take all new puppies out every 10-minutes. But it Depends.

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Buummer – bummer with 2 u’s. And, yes, they both get the long u. 8^)

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Ah yes the puppy stage, seas of pee and rafts of poo!

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    Jml58  about 5 years ago

    Pronounced Poo Pee.

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Lotsa “ps” in the word too.

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