Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    I hope Rat cleans up after himself.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  about 5 years ago

    that was me today at a census 2020 celebration at the library this morning

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member about 5 years ago

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-10/01-birthday-pursuit/designated/

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    Don’t invite Rat next time you have a social gathering, Goat.

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    Nachikethass  about 5 years ago

    Poison him next time!

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    Baarorso  about 5 years ago

    I do all my socializing the safe way-via the internet. ;D

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    Nice of Rat to take the veggie burgers that fell on the ground and the stale beer.

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    So we gather, Rat.

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    johndifool  about 5 years ago

    Hurricane Party? I’d leave too…[and am]

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    asrialfeeple  about 5 years ago

    It’s been said before, but he’s a rat!

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    Sort of agree with Rat why be inside when you can be outside . The weather will be changing soon for a lot of us :-(

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    I’m an introvert and hate crowds, small talk and noise. I’m with RAT on this one!

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    SheMc  about 5 years ago

    Not much left in the kitchen now!!!

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    walstib Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I like social gatherings, but all the standing around makes my legs burn.

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    gnome  about 5 years ago

    Rat for president. He’s running on the anti-social party.

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    colddonkey  about 5 years ago

    I’m not anti-social I’m just not social.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  about 5 years ago

    They ain’t missin’ you at all, Rat.

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    Reader  about 5 years ago

    Doesn’t he know party rules: the price of the food is your lovely company — why was Rat invited?

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    Rat instantly made that party so much better. Here rat! Have another 6-pack. Feel free to stay away longer! :D

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    aerotica69  about 5 years ago

    Back in the days when I was a smoker, the best part of the party was always on the back patio with the other “impures”.

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    Mentor397  about 5 years ago

    I agree with Rat. Plus, Rat leaving probably made Goat’s party better too.

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    Why does remind me of a George Thorogood song.

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    Masterskrain  about 5 years ago

    Rat and I share the same philosophy…“Humanity would be great if it wasn’t for all the people!”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’m with Rat, on that one depending on the subject

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Goat knows how Rat is, why would he be stupid enough to invite him to anything?

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    jimchronister2016  about 5 years ago

    Now a days, right on!

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    rick1881  about 5 years ago

    Rat is my hero!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Amen.

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    Plods with ...™  about 5 years ago

    I almost had to socialize once.

    It was awful.

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Maybe I’ll do that at the next family get together at my psycho relatives’ house. Or, better yet, maybe I just won’t show up!

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    Why did Goat even invite Rat? Did he want to encourage people to leave early?

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    TravisTrimble  about 5 years ago

    good luck rat’s stomach

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    MabellineB  about 5 years ago

    I feel your pain, Rat, I do not do communal dining.

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    librarian4hire  about 5 years ago

    As Linus once said, “I love humanity. It’s people I can’t stand.”

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    MillieD  about 5 years ago

    Rat is just evil! Love it!

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Gotta say I’m with Rat on this issue (well, not really “with” so much as separate but in agreement). We introverts are not huge Party Fans….

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    God particle  about 5 years ago

    I just love getting together with all my friends……… as long as they’re on Facebook and I can unfriend them. That’s the social interaction I like!

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    God particle  about 5 years ago

    At least he’s not leaving with the home entertainment system and the laptop. And I guess he didn’t throw up on the carpet or do other nasty stuff on the carpet.

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    Harry J. Adams  over 3 years ago

    That’s funny to read in 2021 with everyone looking forward to that social part.

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    The One follower   over 3 years ago

    rat…why?

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    I can relate to Rat. The only party I enjoy going to is a Super Bowl party.

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