Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 20, 2019

Please really is a magic word

May I?

No you may not.

This lady deserves everything she’s gonna get.

“Never mind, now.”

Kids: “What’s for dessert?”Mom & Dad: “No it isn’t.”My brother came up with the genius phrase “Please inform me of the dessert.”

Any interpretation that gets him out of there before it’s too late, is the correct one.

When you have to go, grammar is irrelevant.

Kevin: So long, chumps!

Mrs. Campbell: Hey! That’s not what i meant, Kevin!

Boy’s got skills

Yeah, Mrs. Godfrey uses that against me all the time anyways.

My uncle used to do this to me ALL THE TIME.

“You know that’s not what I meant!” And in the first panel that’s not what he meant, so you deserved that.

OMG forget about grammar, do you want the kid to pee his pants? That actually happened to one of my friends once. Our teacher that year was a jerk.

If you fall for this, you really need to read the oldest tricks in the book.