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It was a certain number of animals that God told Noah to put on the Ark. As many humans that wanted to go in could, but they would not believe. Matt. 24:38,39
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
The Johnsons behoove Noah to take them aboard the Ark.
Strob over 5 years ago
“You Noah-count cheaters!”
RAGs over 5 years ago
Was Noah a bishop?
Superfrog over 5 years ago
“Oh, no we’re not.” “Oh, yes you are.”
santa72404 over 5 years ago
I know its you Mr. Johnson because you’re a horse’s ass even before you trotted up.
Madzdad the bard over 5 years ago
How long can you tread water? ha ha haha ha!
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
“I TOLD you we should have used the unicorn suit, Linda!”
Felix Raven over 5 years ago
Anyone could have boarded, but no one wanted. At it was not because of the expected bad smell of the ark.
su43dipta over 5 years ago
Three: You were supposed to come in pairs!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
We don’t know how to swim……
J Short over 5 years ago
The Johnsons? Noah way!
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Now boarding Group 6.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
I’ll let you know if we need a couple of a—holes.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Neigh! They’re just raising some cain.
gammaguy over 5 years ago
The Johnsons? There were Brits trying to get on the Ark?
Oh, I see. It’s the brothers Ben and David.
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
They eventually made it on, and that’s why we have cartoonists today!
amaneaux over 5 years ago
“Sorry, we already have eight humans on the Ark. And two of every animal that didn’t cause the flood.”
Printer over 5 years ago
It was a certain number of animals that God told Noah to put on the Ark. As many humans that wanted to go in could, but they would not believe. Matt. 24:38,39
Rhonda Premium Member over 5 years ago
Thanks for the answer!
Asharah over 5 years ago
Let em on, you could use some help shoveling manure.
[Unnamed Reader - 96ae98] over 5 years ago
If Noah’s neighbours had really wanted to join him in the boat, they would have been welcomed and not refused.