The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 06, 2019

I just hope no one is making important decisions based on these theories.

What do the religious bodies say?

Don’t tell the Orbital Mechanics union! There could be a strike…

Shhhhhh! Don’t tell Donnie Trump. He thinks it revolves around him, and he might throw a tantrum and start another tradewar…. ;-)

OY VEY! and people wonder at times I want to stay in bed…

And when do the stars come out?

tiny bubbles in the wine make me feel happy, make me feel fine. all a conspiracy to get me to drink more vitamin C

A little bit of Sharpie adjustment should fix that.

But if the earth is flat, turning it (as opposed to spinning it,) will flip us all off.

“CJ, if we don’t, and I mean RIGHT NOW, fix the school system so that this poor soul doesn’t think that I can actually pardon a turkey…” President Bartlett to his Communication Director in “West Wing.”

The earth turns into the east.

In the center of the Earth is a large wheel and you wouldn’t believe the size of the hamster…