My grandfather’s appetite was legendary. When he came home from WWI, the grocer thought my grandmother had opened a boarding house. He took 13 sandwiches for lunch every day: two each of six kinds of lunch meat and one of jelly. He also ate a quarter peck of fried potatoes and a dozen eggs for breakfast.
When I worked for Blue Cross, if I knew somebody was a railroad retiree I’d mention that my grandfather had been with B&O, and if they seemed interested, I’d ask if they knew him. One man recognized the name. “Child, do you eat like your grandfather?”
my daily diet? ok doc here goes. For breakfast I have a bowl of oatmeal and a glass of water. Then I go back to bed and get some more sleep. 2 hours later for second breakfast I have another bowl of oatmeal and a glass of water. Then I have a snack around 9 am that usually consists of a couple pieces of fruit and a glass of water. At noon I have a lean cusine entrée and a glass of water. When I get home from work I have a glass of milk and a couple pieces of fruit. My main meal of the day is usually a beef stir-fry with broccoli and cauliflower or other frozen mixed vegetable served over rice and more water. Just before I sleep I have some more fruit and water.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
…and thus, the economy began to crumble…
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 5 years ago
Deal!
jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago
Was it cheech and Chong that said “after I had a lung removed, I cut my smoking in half”
PICTO about 5 years ago
Eating less chickens means there will be enough left to keep up egg production.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
He needs a new doc….
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago
Mr Creosote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhbHTjMLN5c
Watch only if you have a strong stomach!
rshive about 5 years ago
Don’t eat breakfast until 11:30 or so.
DanFlak about 5 years ago
Actually, “tapering off” is a good way to diet. It’s easier on the body and you are more likely to stick with it.
lagoulou about 5 years ago
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago
It ain’t a breakfast without bacon
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 5 years ago
its just a tiny wafer!
Oh no Not Again about 5 years ago
I used to eat 10 candy bars a day, but now I only eat 6. Why am I still gaining weight?
Dani Rice about 5 years ago
My grandfather’s appetite was legendary. When he came home from WWI, the grocer thought my grandmother had opened a boarding house. He took 13 sandwiches for lunch every day: two each of six kinds of lunch meat and one of jelly. He also ate a quarter peck of fried potatoes and a dozen eggs for breakfast.
When I worked for Blue Cross, if I knew somebody was a railroad retiree I’d mention that my grandfather had been with B&O, and if they seemed interested, I’d ask if they knew him. One man recognized the name. “Child, do you eat like your grandfather?”
theincrediblebulk about 5 years ago
my daily diet? ok doc here goes. For breakfast I have a bowl of oatmeal and a glass of water. Then I go back to bed and get some more sleep. 2 hours later for second breakfast I have another bowl of oatmeal and a glass of water. Then I have a snack around 9 am that usually consists of a couple pieces of fruit and a glass of water. At noon I have a lean cusine entrée and a glass of water. When I get home from work I have a glass of milk and a couple pieces of fruit. My main meal of the day is usually a beef stir-fry with broccoli and cauliflower or other frozen mixed vegetable served over rice and more water. Just before I sleep I have some more fruit and water.
pcmcdonald about 5 years ago
What’s eaten first, the chicken or the eggs?
M2MM about 5 years ago
I guess the “intermittent fasting diet” would be a no-go. :P