Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 13, 2019

Mary had a little lamb, her daddy shot it dead…and now she takes her lamb to school, between two slabs of bread.

Mary had a little lamb. Had. Because Mary ate him.

Mary had a little clam,

It stayed inside its shell.

She took it into school, ma’am,

One day for show and tell.

No, it’s just not the same.

Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little ham…

Was Mary being fleeced? I would think it would be the other way around.

It was fun wool it lasted.

The best defense would be for him to claim that Mary was stalking him.

since he doesn’t have a student id, he would have been executed at school, even though he is unarmed

Let the records show, that Mary, in a fit of rage, and hunger, took said lamb and roasted him for 50 min….this is blatant all out murder, I say! Your honor, the defense rests…..

Mary had a little lamb. Doctors are baffled.

Case was solved by agent Clarice Starling.

When the mint jelly arrived unexpectedly, Mary took it on the lamb.

So that’s what happened to BoPeep’s sheep.

The last time Mary was seen with the lamb was when they were coming out of the supermarket with a jar of mint jelly….

the jury didn’t believe his alibi because he was a bit woolly on the details…

He’s tricky – don’t let him pull the wool over the jury’s eyes!

Mary had a little lamb. She also had a bear.We always saw her little lamb,but, we never saw her bear.

Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised! Mary had a little lamb. She also had a bear. I’ve often seen her little lamb. But I’ve never seen her bare!