Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 06, 2019

So cremation is out of the question in Falciano del Massico?

Well, I’m outraged. Johnny Depp should have been immediately disqualified from playing that part. ;^)

I knew there was something stinky about Star Wars!

The jails in Falciano del Massico must stink horribly.

Ya takes the sound effects where ya’s finds ’em!

I was allergic to chocolate when I was a child. I managed to eat my way out of it.

And, as an adult, I find that I’m gradually becoming allergic to Johnny Depp…

Just another thing crappy about J.J. Abrams’ version of Star Trek.

If death was outlawed everywhere, we all would be criminals, but at that point, who cares?

So, the Russians were retaliating in 2016 for violating their privacy.

Johnny Depp is so yesterday, happens with over exposure.

Was it Chekov’s idea?

I still like Depp’s movies.

Wonka wonka !!

I guess they edited out the grunts and groans…