Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 04, 2019

Stupid questions yield stupid answers.

Now he’s seeing even more stars.

Oh good. Now he gets booked for the assault of an officer.

Dye the sheriff’s hair black and lock him up behind bars in his place. Since he is living a double life, too, it ought to turn out bad for him.

That’s going to leave a mark.

Those are stupid bars. You can tell how stupid you are by how close you can get to them. He got pretty close.

Is that anyway to treat a (former) friend? Besides, who does Rip think will bring him pancakes when he needs to recap??

“Well, since you asked…”

talk about a small world

THAT’S gonna leave a mark!

There is not many smart people in that part of the world. Must be something in the water, make them all stupid

Rodeo really walked into that one! You can’t fix stupid, but you can make it work for you.

Well, that was a stupid move on Rodeo’s part. (KA-STUPID!)

Ah, clarification!

Rip – you certainly are not making friends or influencing people with that move!

AGAIN! Do it AGAIN!

ka-cool

“I enjoy that more than I should have”