The late Father Charles Keating would do three hour sessions of Centering Prayer which is a Christian form of mediation. He usually did it twice a day.
My meditation always interferes with my praying, which always interferes with my living, which always interferes with me centering myself, which always interferes with the voices in my head, which always dislike jokes at their expense…………
suv2000 almost 5 years ago
Or he is sitting on a wet Rock
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Binge Meditation should be the next virtual reality game. Million seller, for sure!
A Common 'tator almost 5 years ago
He’ll get haemorrhoids…
Zev almost 5 years ago
The Man Of La Mantra.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
….or he’s turned to stone…
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
he feels like bingeing every now and zen…
smgray almost 5 years ago
Let me think about that….
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Somehow it doesn’t sound so awesome when you put it that way.
KEA almost 5 years ago
Or he’s in a coma.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Stroke?
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
“Brother, are you thinking what I’m not thinking?”
TexTech almost 5 years ago
The late Father Charles Keating would do three hour sessions of Centering Prayer which is a Christian form of mediation. He usually did it twice a day.
Ken Otwell almost 5 years ago
Isn’t “binge meditating” kinda redundant?
Space & Kitten almost 5 years ago
I don’t know but He Kinda Looks Like Me when I am Thinking " Now What Did I Come Out Here For ???"
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
My meditation always interferes with my praying, which always interferes with my living, which always interferes with me centering myself, which always interferes with the voices in my head, which always dislike jokes at their expense…………
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
He’s still trying to figure out happened on Game of Thrones.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
It’s just calmer.
fgerbil46 almost 5 years ago
Has anyone checked to make sure he’s still breathing? Jus’ sayin’……..
ChazNCenTex almost 5 years ago
Ommmmmmkay.
tinstar almost 5 years ago
As he sings in his head…“All we are saying, is, give peace a trance.”
Jim Kerner almost 5 years ago
Go to your room!
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Once you master sleeping with your eyes open, you can sleep most anywhere.
cwg almost 5 years ago
“He’s dead, Jim.”
alikgator about 4 years ago
Have you tried turning him on and off?