Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 10, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    At this rate, we’ll run out of names for hurricanes before any of those…

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    The answer is racehorses. They can’t use filthy words for them.

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    Sisterdame  about 5 years ago

    “With your imagination; – none of the above. And can we move on now?”

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    asrialfeeple  about 5 years ago

    Caulfield certainly is a bzorgle.

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    Ontman  about 5 years ago

    Ox hocks. I like it.

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    Nuliajuk  about 5 years ago

    Racehorse names can be reused. I forget how many generations need to pass. Although very famous names like Man O’War probably can’t.

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    MS72  about 5 years ago

    Naming things was Adam’s first job.

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    sandpiper  about 5 years ago

    Mrs. Olsen is an original. Thank goodness for that.

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    Jhony-Yermo  about 5 years ago

    Frazz quickly turning into my favorite modern comic. The FUNNY PAPERS 2019 version. Thanks !

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Mention of craft beers reminds me of a similar observation by a home-brewer friend of mine: “If it’s even arguably edible, someone will sooner or later use it as the primary ingredient in pizza, ice cream, and beer.”

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    DM2860  about 5 years ago

    Do anyone of them have to get beyond the “pronounceable” qualifier? Perhaps I should ask Lil Nas X.

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    Al Nala  about 5 years ago

    I like “Question Mark and The Mysterians”.

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    Nuliajuk  about 5 years ago

    Ah, found it. Regulations for naming thoroughbreds.

    https://www.liveabout.com/naming-a-thoroughbred-horse-1880228

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    Kind&Kinder  about 5 years ago

    Taxonomists are clever—they can always go to a numbering system, considering numbers are infinite.

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    Seed_drill  about 5 years ago

    Some rock bands are having to resort to just using punctuation. !!! is an actual band name.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    I think we’ll run out of racehorses before we run out of names for them. So many people will see the practice as inhumane that it goes out of vogue if not illegal.

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I knew that there was a limitation on length of a horses’ name, so it fits on the racing form… I used to live near Arlington Race Course in Illinois. Never went to a race. I’ve got too many other demons clamoring for my attention…

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 5 years ago

    One of the great (albeit fictional) band names: Löded Diper, from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. (The older brother of the main character’s band)

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    oakie817  about 5 years ago

    they’re a great group!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Blog PostsFrazz17 hrs ·

    This I know: It will be a while before the world runs out of unofficial names for buttocks. And that’s already the part of the body with the most official names.

    Sharp-eyed readers with good memories will notice that Frazz’s t-shirt sports the logo of Old Ox, the Virginia brewer who created the Frazz-tribute “A Hoppier Place” NEIPA. Which, I’ll mention, is really good stuff. It’s nice to be able to thank them in kind. I really love my job.

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