Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 02, 2019

There’s a part of Mike that is lecherous. We will eventually bash J.J., but Mike would have done it first if the circumstances were in his favor.

$9 million left, what kind of coffee does Mike buy?

So JJ dumps ‘Wandering Eye’ Mike for full on criminal and border line addict ‘Uncle Stupidhead?’ Talk about trading down.

You can leave your hat on…

Mike is doing what you don’t do when you have a windfall. Namely, broadcast the fact to the four winds. Of course, JJ will know what to do with it: use 5 mill for her next project.

We saw that at the reunion.

The Contessa charged $1 million for a night? Wow!

This arc was written in 1993. For a million he could have gotten seven Stormy Daniels and still had money for a lawyer.

It’s Mike’s performance art thing.

If you are going to fantasize in the privacy of your own mind. You might as well go as far as you can. Then keep it quiet.

guys are about as deep as a bean burrito

his fantasy is to have to buy sex. hmm.

Wow, he must have got the whole ex-wife experience!

I take it that Mike has a thing for tall, busty women.

After all, it’s a fantasy.