B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 08, 2019

“John’s not here!!”

His shell must have too many toilets and not enough Johns.

Just like Snoopy’s house.

I work alone in a hotel as a night porter, every time you go to the John this happens…….every…..blasted….time….

It must be bigger on the inside. Tortuous Tardis…

I could see that one coming from the 3rd panel.

I had no idea a turtle had one of those in his shell. I wonder what else is in there.

Whew! I wasn’t sure I wanted to read the comments, considering the propensity for tired adolescent remarks concerning this subject. Good going . .

Okay. That was a lol. Thanks. I expect the john is upstairs.

Don’t you just hate it when company comes while you want a quiet moment in the john.

Not much room to be anywhere else…..lol

“Same guy!”

Where does he keep the Sears catalogs?

Would’ve been funnier if he’d said “In the loo” (or W. C.), me thinks.

Rriinnnggg!…Hello…..you don’t say…you don’t say….OK bye. Friend asks “who was it?” “I don’t know…he didn’t say!”

Wow, indoor plumbing.

And what would John’s last name be?

My nephew had a quiz in Spanish class. They had to name all the rooms in a house. He got all the others, but couldn’t remember the word for bathroom, so he finally put down “Juan.”

Well that joke stinks.

He dug a hole.

“…downstairs, third door on your left.”

(NonEuclidean shells have more internal volume than external volume.)