Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 27, 2019

This is too painfully real to be funny (although it is!) Only yesterday I swept an elderly friend’s carpark clear of leaves – when I drove past it on the evening it was covered over again…

Legends Of The Fall 2: Less Killing, More Raking

Wait till Winter when it all turns to snow!

That makes sense. A snow globe for winter, a leaf globe for autumn. But what would you do to simulate spring rains?

The last thing the guy in the globe wants to hear: “Rosebud”.

Brilliant !

Nooooo, this is worse than a kid jumping in the pile of leaves….

well it is the season.

Sucks to be the guy in the globe. In fact, that’s cruel torture!

I live on a wooded lot. So the bad news is, I get a lot of leaves. The good news is that I don’t have to bag them; I just blow them back into the woods where they stay.

The yard is fenced in but backs up to the woods. I have a 10 foot length of flexible drainage pipe. I attach it to where the bag should attach using rope and bungee cord. After I pile up the leaves at the fence line, I suck them up and blow them over the fence. The pipe is like a bottomless bag. If I had a neighbor, I don’t think he’d like this.

So he’s the real fall guy then.

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leaf.

that would explain a lot

This is a job for the Lawn Ranger.

I want one of those globes.

Man plans, God laughs!

Leaf him alone.

I want one like this!

Funniest gag today!