To make amends they got him a lifetime membership in the stonemason’s guild.
Interesting that David choose enough stones to take out Goliath, and his brothers.
But he made a good recovery when you consider that David cut off his head.
You might want to actually read the story; David kills Goliath.
Any Bible scholars out there?
Could David and his sling taken out Samson?
Could Samson have beaten Goliath in an MMA fight?
A-hem….how’s your aim lately?
Yeah, they sewed his head back on there pretty well……this one would have benefitted from an editor, or at least a google check.
all of the above, but no one has mentioned the middle ages setting
So… you, uh planning on having kids?
How’s your taste in music? I like hard rock myself…
Sure, it’s easy to just sit there and sling jokes like that.
Wow, this rocks…
Medieval clothing? I thought this took place umpteen thousand years B.C.?
He was a giant crashing bore at parties.
Malcolm Gladwell has a really interesting take on this: https://www.ted.com/talks/malcolm_gladwell_the_unheard_story_of_david_and_goliath/transcript?language=en
When that couple on the TV commercials invited him to try “slinging”, he started sobbing uncontrollably.
as you can see, goliath is doing his best to get stoned…
Between dying and having his head cut off, and being the failing butt of everyone’s jokes, I think he’d choose dying.
November 25, 2017
PICTO almost 5 years ago
To make amends they got him a lifetime membership in the stonemason’s guild.
MikeJ almost 5 years ago
Interesting that David choose enough stones to take out Goliath, and his brothers.
cdward almost 5 years ago
But he made a good recovery when you consider that David cut off his head.
Emjeff almost 5 years ago
You might want to actually read the story; David kills Goliath.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Any Bible scholars out there?
Could David and his sling taken out Samson?
Could Samson have beaten Goliath in an MMA fight?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
A-hem….how’s your aim lately?
Nathan Daniels Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah, they sewed his head back on there pretty well……this one would have benefitted from an editor, or at least a google check.
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
all of the above, but no one has mentioned the middle ages setting
Nate England almost 5 years ago
So… you, uh planning on having kids?
Nate England almost 5 years ago
How’s your taste in music? I like hard rock myself…
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
Sure, it’s easy to just sit there and sling jokes like that.
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Wow, this rocks…
Nuliajuk almost 5 years ago
Medieval clothing? I thought this took place umpteen thousand years B.C.?
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
He was a giant crashing bore at parties.
triathlete1066 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Malcolm Gladwell has a really interesting take on this: https://www.ted.com/talks/malcolm_gladwell_the_unheard_story_of_david_and_goliath/transcript?language=en
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
When that couple on the TV commercials invited him to try “slinging”, he started sobbing uncontrollably.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
as you can see, goliath is doing his best to get stoned…
makemlaugh almost 5 years ago
Between dying and having his head cut off, and being the failing butt of everyone’s jokes, I think he’d choose dying.