Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 26, 2019

To make amends they got him a lifetime membership in the stonemason’s guild.

Interesting that David choose enough stones to take out Goliath, and his brothers.

But he made a good recovery when you consider that David cut off his head.

You might want to actually read the story; David kills Goliath.

Any Bible scholars out there?

Could David and his sling taken out Samson?

Could Samson have beaten Goliath in an MMA fight?

A-hem….how’s your aim lately?

Yeah, they sewed his head back on there pretty well……this one would have benefitted from an editor, or at least a google check.

all of the above, but no one has mentioned the middle ages setting

So… you, uh planning on having kids?

How’s your taste in music? I like hard rock myself…

Sure, it’s easy to just sit there and sling jokes like that.

Wow, this rocks…

Medieval clothing? I thought this took place umpteen thousand years B.C.?

He was a giant crashing bore at parties.

Malcolm Gladwell has a really interesting take on this: https://www.ted.com/talks/malcolm_gladwell_the_unheard_story_of_david_and_goliath/transcript?language=en

When that couple on the TV commercials invited him to try “slinging”, he started sobbing uncontrollably.

as you can see, goliath is doing his best to get stoned…

Between dying and having his head cut off, and being the failing butt of everyone’s jokes, I think he’d choose dying.