Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2019

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    HarryCK  about 5 years ago

    You forgot the waxed paper strip interleaved to keep the tape separated from itself.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 5 years ago

    “Gotta make a new tape dispenser out of hardened steel armor plate too. This plastic one keeps breaking.”

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    Tossle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well wait until he gets his finger stuck to it.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Gorilla tape actually is pretty good. I tape an extension cord to the concrete wall of my garage and its stayed there for years.

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    Uncle Bob  about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the guy who invented the world’s strongest solvent but couldn’t figure out a way to bottle it…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago

    You know that warning on super-glue about “binds in seconds — do not get on your fingers”? Totally true, as I learned somewhat painfully last month. (Healed now, tho, and fortunately no scars.)

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    The problem with universal solvent is finding a jar to keep it in…

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That Robot is really weird. He has roller wheels for feet, yet he tries to run like a human. Go figure.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Hard to peel off? Someone already invented that – it is called “packing tape.”

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    yangeldf  about 5 years ago

    wait…didn’t he try to invent a tape with the adhesive strength of Krazy Glue to EXACTLY this effect before? I think it can work if the back of the tape strip was made out of a substance that the adhesive wouldn’t stick to, though you may need to wear gloves made out of that substance as well so you don’t get stuck to it.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    No, E.B. You do not want chisels! What is required is a solvent. And maybe stronger fingernails than Monty’s.

    Oh, Dehlia!

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    rgcviper  about 5 years ago

    During Superheroes Week at a Camp where I’ve volunteered, whenever we had (fake) trouble, we had a popular saying:

    “Sounds like a job for … DUCT TAPE MAN!”

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