Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 16, 2019

I don’t know, but once you’re over 25, it just goes downhill.

I’m 72 and I haven’t started yet.

Never! Old is a state of mind invented by young whippersnappers![insert wheezing codger cough]

The dawn comes when one is old enough to seriously question one’s own actions instead of those of others. Until then, however, enjoy getting away with stuff.

Lather was 30 years old today, they took away all of his toys.

His mother sent newspaper clippings to him about his old friends who’d stopped being boys.

…drawing pictures of mountains that look like bumps…

With todays kids it’s around 30 when they move out.

Apparently gaming and adulting mix together just fine.

Usually when people say “Adulting”, they are being childish.

Enjoy kids! Growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional.

That’ll just lead to adultery.

Since there’s no such thing, it must be at age eleventeen.

Be an adult means drinking coffee and pretending you know what you’re doing.

Unfortunately, the source eludes me, but, one of my favorite sayings is: “We don’t stop playing because we get old. We get old, because we stop playing.”

Youtube is full of movies of old men who still feel “young”.