Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 14, 2021

Nancy Nimmers is going to use this month’s retirement check for bail money.

He was on her bucket list.

I think I understand the localism here. But what is the globalism?

[She looks like she is having a really good time doing this.]

The world is full of these local menaces.

Some keep dogs, others use signs, to ward off unwelcome salesmen. They are NOT the Nimmers…!

The Fuller brush man caught her ire!

She is keeping up with the times though.. not that long ago she used the chamber pot.

She’s just tryin to shrink him.

A gal known locally as “Zonker”

(considered a bit of a plonker)

You walk by her place,

better look to your face,

or you’ll get one right in the honker…

That’ll teach him to come talking about starving children in Namibia.

Hope it was just water…

Tactically, Mrs. Nimmers likes the surprise attack. If it were her husband Nimrod Nimmers, he’d rather use the hose to spray and soak an adversary.

Yep, Mrs Nimmers is just plain local.

I’m sure you’ve heard the expression “All politics is local.” Mr. Johnson there is a candidate for Congress.

She’s just trying to combat Local Warming.