Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 24, 2022

Of course he is, Sharon, why else would he do it?

All those dangly bits, particularly the feet, look dangerous around that scooter.

Are they messing with the ratios in the water again?

The Dodo bird is NOT extinct!

Stan’s version of a Gold Wing.

Stay tuned for another “exciting episode in the life of the most fantastic Crime fighter the World has ever known…”!

Poor Stan. Doesn’t he know he’s not supposed to start up the scooter in the basement?

Not ALL over.

Naw, just a few chicken parts…

Of course not. Just where he’s been.

He might.. Stan is known to drive that scooter pretty fast and last week showed up completely plucked. It caused much merriment among his fellow club members and brought Stan to tears.

He already has feathers all over. (He’s never going to get both chicken feet on that thing.)

Say what you will, I think Stan has a lot of pluck.

They’ll never get them out of the furnace. :)

Oh, great. Now we also have to wonder why the 6-foot chicken scootered down the road.

Oh, just cluck-‘em, Stan!

Stan always idolized the San Diego Chicken. You know what they say about imitation.

Stan has already got feathers everywhere.