Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 04, 2022

Time to come out of the closet

So, Carlos is a closet acrobat?

I gotta try this

I know the bar in the closet is for putting hangers on, but knock it off, Carlos!

He likes going in. He likes coming out. He likes hanging around.

When the bar breaks (soon from the look of it), he’ll land on those pointy-toed shoes. It looks like the ER is going to have quite a story to tell about, “Do you know what I had to pull out of Carlos’…”

“Where???”

At least he left the underpants on. phew!

Carlos, Carlos, Carlos of the closet, Watch out for that shoe tree…

He just went to the circus and is trying out a few flying trapeze tricks of his own…☺️

“Aaa Eee Aaa Eee OW!”

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Except maybe David Carradine

Carlos has some pretty good moves, that toe on the hanger took weeks of practice.

Carlos’ other tricks remain closeted in his repertoire!!

Carlos’ well-being hangs in the balance.

I thought a monster in the closet was scary.

Special occasion, he had his legs waxed.

Linguists insist: Surely there’s a word for a closet closet-enjoyer.

“Just call me ‘Gym’.”

Why he’s not doing it on the front porch I’ll never know…

Carlos will never come out of the closet.