Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 15, 2022

Leg room. More.

meaning… more room … for the leg … specifically … the feet

Yeah Melvin, we understand although Gloria doesn’t, but what can you expect after all she could stretch out on a settee with room to spare.

My dad had a couch built long enough that he could stretch out.

He also has kind of made his bed and now he’s going to have to sleep in (on) it for quite awhile.

Melvin is just trying to cover for Roscoe, who chewed that end of the sofa to shreds.

Melvin is about to learn there is more leg room in the garage. Also more sleeping, eating and dressing space out there. And that’s where he can get his mail from now on.

Roscoe appears to be dining on leg of sofa, looking for mouth splinters. Ouch.

“I can’t take it any longer. That sofa has got to go.”

Melvin thinks he is so smart. He should have never left that sledgehammer in Ovida’s reach.

Doesn’t seem like the upholstery was able to cushion the blow.

In his mind, demolition is the mother of invention.

There are days I could happily go get my chainsaw

Well, he’s about to get cut off at the knees, so… problem solved! ☺

He’s still a growing boy!

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Seems rather obvious to me. The crowbar and hammer on the floor should have given it away. I expect the bathtub to be needing widening next.

It did always puzzle me that the “standard” divan seemed designed by pygmies exclusively for short women. :)

He was trained by Clark Griswold’s on basic home repairs.

He’s got leg room now!

At least it was just legroom, and not lebensraum he wanted.

BAD DOG, Scooter, BAD DOG!!!