Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 24, 2023

And after that expression of his mood, Everett will find that he has an expansive split seam in the seat of his pants.

Split seam nothing, If he expands any more those pants are gonna explode.

After a long bout of inactivity, Everett experiences a flash of Senokot® europhoria.

lemme guess … new pants?

I hope one day to be even half as exuberant as Everett.

Everett just had a V8…

Well, at least he hasn’t started singing.

Someone’s feeling exuberant. Must be because it’s Friday.

Everett is plenty good at expanding.

Cheerleading was the apex of his life. Too bad Ballard U had such a lousy record, but he is now free, FREE I TELL YOU!

Make sure you give him lots of clearance.

It’s the landing I’m worried about….oaaaf

Everett, having made it past Scooter’s house without incident, joyously expands right into Mrs. Higglepooder’s Buttercups. Ironically, he was a bit into his cups, if you know what I mean… ☺

Nope.. I can tell from the expression Everett got lucky with Cordelia last night.

This happens every time Everette has watched “Singing in the Rain.”

After a week of opioid-induced constipation, Everett finally moved his bowels.

This is a guy who gets plenty of sleep.

Any more jollity out of Everett and the boys with the butterfly nets might need to pay him a visit.

Good morning Balladeers and Miss Susan.

Hit the lottery, did he?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs

:)

Everett stepped on the scale this morning and realized he’d lost a pound since the last time he weighed himself.

nice!