Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 30, 2023

I’m left to wonder, apparently, which of the two is Gene.

6 is how many months Gene is going get in the Ballard St. jail and bingo parlor when the sheriff arrives. It seems that Gene forgot to zip up this morning and he’s going commando.

It would be a 10 for me because I don’t have such awesome cardboard inserts.

that should be in the Olympics

It’s a 6 for most people, but it looks like a 9 to Gene.

It was after 4 hours of this that Gene realized that life going forward was going to be awkward. He wondered if Mr. Chesingwad at Acme Gidget Gadgets would notice. His job was in Gidget Gadget Jeopardy.

It is impressive, but would be more so if Gene did not keep one toe on the ground.

Unfortunately Gene could not hold the pose …

… and he did not stick the landing.

If you can lift up the other leg and hold the pose, Gene, you’ll get a 10.

Don’t try this at home .

Gene + “6” Pose = Repose…

It seems that Gene Therapy may be in the immediate future…

Meh, the first 5 weren’t even upside-down…

Wonder no more…which one is the jerk?

If 6 was 9. — Jimi Hendrix

Does anybody really know what time it is? – Chicago

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Your turn! : )

One time my pose was a seven.

I’d give it an eight, keeping all the stuff in his pockets from falling out ups it by two

Gene would do better if he had cardboard inserts in his sleeves.

gene’s always at sixes and sevens…